Half of me is laughing so hard at the interviews Charlie Sheen is giving. He is saying some ridiculous stuff and is generally making an ass out of himself. But there is a part of me that thinks this is just sad. I am sorry, but, Charlie, there is no way you are sober. I think the drug “Charlie Sheen” must be laced with cocaine or crystal meth. Two girlfriends. Demanding a million dollar raise. Thinking he is some kind of rock star from Mars. When I was watching his interviews, I kept thinking that someone from the cast of Saturday Night Live was going to pop out from behind him and scream: “Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!” His behavior and his words are so outrageous. P.S. He now has a Twitter account. It’s about to get even MORE interesting.